AMERICAN IDOL: ASS CRACK EDITION

Ajax, one of the premiere gay poets of the blogosphere has inspired the next American Idol competition; male cleavage of the rear variety, otherwise notoriously known as the ass or butt crack.  Generally associated with plumbers, the male ass crack can be the subject of mockery and ridicule, but can also be extraordinarily HOT.

Same rules as the last AI contest.  America will vote.  You must either send in a photo that shows both face and ass crack in one photo (see examples on this page) or, if you're shy about showing your face in the blogosphere, then send in two photos, one showing your face, as G as you like, but the other showing some degree of ass crack. I will only post the ass crack photo and I will only post it if I'm certain it is of you.  Boxer shorts, briefs, Speedos, jeans, jam jams...your choice but just a bit of crack and some cheek.  You will be judged for hotness so don't send photos of big old hairy flabby asses (like mine.)  The face photo allows me to confirm that the competition photo is in fact your own and legitimate and not downloaded from clickncum or some other risque blog or website.

You have a week to submit your entry and compete for the $100 prize and blogosphere notoriety.  Finalists will be posted on June 30 and voting will run through July 8.  If no one has the courage to compete, again, I will find other inappropriate uses for the Ben Franklin.

Comments

[Spider]

FINALLY, Someone else besides me has seen the light. I have always said that the small of a man's back and the top of his ass is the sexiest part of a man's body. I have been posting "ass crack" and small of back pictures on my blog for months - please come take a look. I am going to "borrow" one of your pics for a post to send people directly here - I am DYING to see the pics and the get the results of the vote!

[aguysite]

hmmm.. i may want to enter but i'll need an answer from you about this question... i will enter a random pic [from my collection of guys], use it to represent aguysite blog and if my entry wins, have the money donated to charity. not sure which one... i'll choose a queer charity if you allow me to do this. ;o)

you really should extend the due date to july 3rd and post finalists july 4th. something to celebrate on such a special day.

[Richard]

I accept aguysite's proposal, although I would much prefer home grown photographs over those of professional models done by professional photographers. However, it will be up to the voters to ultimately decide between the amateurs and the professionals. And if the voters elect the professional, then the money will go to a charity.

[Oliver]

I will totally enter as I am obsessed with my own ass.... Now must it be "ass crack" as in partly clothed or can it just be my big ass?

[Oliver]

Oh -- and I promise not to donate the winnings to charity -- I will use them to hire a hooker in your honor Richard.

[Flesh von Wintoor]

What is it about Crack that is so damn-addictive?
Oh, I slay myself.

[The Sean Show]

My boyfriend, the ever-correct Chemistry Lad sez I have an ass that makes him hot and bothered. Or maybe he sez I'm an ass that bothers him. Same diff, right?

Good luck on to the contestants. And since I'm an ass man, Richard, you can count on me to be a discerning judge.

xo-
S!

[aguysite]

wow. i can't wait to see oliver's bum crack. i don't want a bunch of twinks + twenty somethings to be the only one's entering... i want men's asses on the line for money.

i want a huge collection of amateurish, tanned, somewhat hairy wonderful ass cracks just peeking out of any article of clothing.

i can't wait.

[stan]

Will the 2257 regulations have any effect on this contest? Damn Bush!

[Steve]

I think the rules are very compicated, and you Richard should show us a photo of your ass crack so we know exactly what we are supposed to do! Are you man enough to accept this challenge? :)

[Naked boy]

My tongue is hanging out. Is there anything more tasty than a smooth ass crack?

[Jay and Kay]

I see that a face pic is mandatory to join. Bummer (because we think that we have nice ass crack too!). When the day comes where you dont need us to show our faces, I'd be the first to join your contest. :)

[Steve]

Why are people so afraid to show their faces? What happened to "out and proud"? I've entered, its just for fun (I did challenge Richard to show his too), and I don't expect to win with my thirty-something mound of flab! Come on Jay and Kay show us what you have got!

[Timothy B]

Hmmm I see alot of white crack.... What ever happened to equal opportunity crack? Lets see some darker behinds... Not everyone is into Aberzombie & Fitch look a likes....

[Ron]

I have the perfect tees to go with the pants. Visit the Plumberpants Clothing Company at www.plumberpants.com.

[Richard]

I normally delete SPAM, but in the caae of plumberpants.com I will make an exception.

[Jean]

wow siempre me gustan tus selecciones de fotos.

[stephane]

For best Ass crack I vote for number 3
Thanks they are all great

[dave]

I vote for #9, Oliver. Thanks.

dave

[pet]

i vote for #4 AJAX! :)

[Enrique]

that must be jelly cause jam dont shake like that....NICE ASS! #4!!!!!!!

[Ivan Vera]

Well without a doubt it has to be Oliver's "beefed-up" butt. All "Juicy" and ready to eat. So my vote is for #9.

[gregg]

I vote for 7! No, 9! No, make that 7! Geez, this is harder than I thought it would be. (Oops, did I just say what I thought I said?)

[stephane janssen]

I vote for 11

[max]

Sweet Jesus! I vote for 9 - Oliver.