Ding Dong, the Plumber's Ass Crack is dead. America has voted and our new ASS CRACK IDOL is firmly ensconced in his throne! With great pleasure and admiration, I am proud to 
announce that AJAX has won over the hearts and genitalia of America by a very wide crack margin! Seattle's Ajax pulled a solid 35% of a record 177 votes out of his splendid ass. The no. 2 spot goes to Chelsea's very own Oliver who pulled 19.8% of the votes out of his crack. Third, fourth and fifth runner ups included Dave, Tony and Tal. Of 
course, each and every competitor earns my respect, admiration and gratitude! Feel free to come over to my place and claim your runner up prize whenever you're in our lovely city. I'm a man of my word!
SO? WHAT'S NEXT?
The next edition of PAYOR's American Idol will run in about a week. I understand that rumors are rife about it's focus. I've already begun to assemble a substantial collection of "samples" and look forward to an even more enthusiastic level of participation in the future! Any suggestions?
Ya-hoo! Bravo, Ajax.
Moi
Posted by: Moi | Monday, 11 July 2005 at 12:53 PM
ummm.... hello! nipples!
Posted by: aguysite | Monday, 11 July 2005 at 02:28 PM
Yeah, you already know, but I vote for TAPA (Tattoo Above Pubic Area).
Posted by: Bob | Monday, 11 July 2005 at 06:03 PM