San Francisco. What are we going to do with you? Can't you stage a marathon like a normal city? New York, Boston...now these are Marathons. Clearly there's acid in that fog.
Yesterday, over 60,000 of the happy folk of San Francisco pulled out their best Elvis costumes, stripped down to their Queer asses, jumped rope, guzzled down beer and sucked the THC out of giant doobies in the annual Bay to Breakers Footrace.
Some athletes entered for the sport and actually pushed for best time. The city's mayor wore an traditional jogging suit. But most San Franciscans...well...did what San Franciscans do well.