NO MORE DICK JOKES

In a New York political environment pervasively crippled and colored by corruption and lies, I'm starting to think that Anthony Weiner might just come off as something quite refreshing and exciting: an honest, candid and smart politician who cares about what I care about.  Yup, the dude got horny and did some thinking with his penis. If that's a crime, who among us wouldn't be incarcerated by now?  Yup, he tried to keep his stupid sexting a secret from his wife when some unethical asshole ratted him out to the media.  Big fucking deal.  I listened to him on yesterday's campaign trail. His brilliant and talented wife is behind him.  He's got the Hillary circle vibe.  His wife is a progressive Muslim.  And unlike all the other candidates, including my other favorite, Ms. Quinn, he ain't boring.  Not at all.  After all the craziness, Weiner could very well win and we might all be the better for it.