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SUPERNATURAL

The more I listen to Michele Bachmann, the more I realize that she actually and truly believes that homosexuals are supernatural creatures like witches, fairies, demons, vampires and wizards.  Of course, the proof that we are not supernatural creatures of such mysterious powers is that Michele Bachmann has yet to be turned into a frog or compelled to sleep for a hundred years.  Pity.

THE MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSION IS FAILING US

 

JESUS, HE DONE LIED TO ME

That two-timing son-of-a-god told me that I was his one and only endorsee. And now along comes Suk Sou Bonbon.  Rumor has it that the entire state of Florida has gone insane.  Maybe.

BLAMING DOGS FOR PSYCHOPATHIC MASTERS

Cowardly and misguided gay and gay-friendly activists and politicians around town are blabbering on and on about the two horrific anti-gay attacks that occurred just a few blocks south of my home and a couple of blocks west of my office.

These recent extremely violent and near fatal gay bashings scare the crap out of me, but the thugs behind these disgusting incidents are not the problem. The problem is that even in "gay-friendly" New York City we treat bigotry, hate-mongering and gay child abuse as a politically and religiously viable point of view.

Idiot sports fans and drunks spilling out of Madison Square Garden, Penn Station and the local bars are at best foot soldiers of an established network of criminals who crusade daily against equality, tolerance and love-- criminals who call us abominations, criminals who consign gay children to homelessness and despair, criminals who threaten and promise crimes against humanity.  And then we are suprised when some of their minions actually do their bidding?

The discussion should focus on Cardinal Dolan, a wasp's nest of passionately gay-bashing black and Hispanic clergy who rally their mindless faithful every Sunday, and elected Republican politicians who pop up like festering sores in Staten Island and Queens.

Pit Bulls are not the problem, the problem is their human trainers.

The morons who beat those poor gay boys to a bloody pulp can proudly boast that their actions were validated and encouraged by a robust number of our own civic and "religious" leaders.  Demanding justice has nothing to do with arresting and prosecuting these poor miguided souls; it has to do with shutting down the officially-sanctioned machinery of institutionalized hate that is as active in this city as it is anywhere else in this dysfunctional country.

As long as the likes of Cardinal Dolan are not shut down, there will always be a fresh supply of rabid dogs sniffing us out.

RAPID DOGS, CRIPPLED HORSES AND REPUBLICANS

Republican women are a really special (as in short bus special) breed apart.  And I don't just mean the usually frightening hair and drag queen level approach to cosmetics.  So here's this mush-brained medieval Republican wench from the Minnesota legislature who is actually sobbing--real tears sobbing--over the fact that the gay marriage "issue" is dividing the people of Minnesota at a time when "we all have to come together as one" while she's crusading to marginalize hundreds of thousands of Minnesotans and deny them a normal mainstream life. 

Why is it legal to put down rabid dogs and crippled horses but not Republicans?

And then, of course, there is this.  Millions of our fellow Americans imagined this as Presidential material?  Rapid dogs, crippled horses and Republicans, oh my.

 

MEMO TO CHRISTIANITY

Homosexuality is a sin but intolerance and discrimination are God's work?  Please explain.  Thanks.

CATHOLIC CHURCH TO GAY CHILDREN: DROP DEAD

The Vatican has launched a new front in its war on children, linking marriage equality in Delaware and Rhode Island (and Jesus-willing, Minnesota by next week) to child abuse.  The Vatican believes that straight and gay children should be denied any hope of normalcy, a happy and nurturing childhood, a secure family, self-esteem and financial security.  In some circles that is called criminal child abuse, in America it is called religious freedom.

ONLY IN AMERICA

Where else in the world will you find a man who publically destroyed his marriage and his family arguing that the Defense of Marriage Act is a tribute to democracy.  And getting away with it.  Welcome back to Congress, Mark Sanford!

 

THE SHAME OF TEXAS

Any Texan not crusading for the impeachment of Rick Perry forfeits the right to call him or herself an American.  How much offal has to spew out of this waste of human life before he is drummed out of the Republican Party, drummed out of American politics and drummed out of sight of the public view?  Texas shame and abomination. Rick Perry said Sunday that he believes rejecting LGBT people is similar to fighting slavery during the pre-Civil War era.  Enough of this scum.  The next person who even mentions the word "Texas" in my presence can expect a face full of spit.

A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED

As the arrests mount up, a growing number of New York State officials are suggesting that the state could save time and money by simply moving the New York Senate and Assembly from the Capitol Building in Albany to the Sing Sing Correctional Facility in Ossining.