Internationally famous anthropologist, Desmond Morris once said that "the city is not a concrete jungle, it's a human zoo." As Tarzan and I trekked through the dark of night to explore the concrete jungle's mysterious and most magnificent wonders, it quickly became clear that Dr. Morris was spot on. As we struggled to find our way from wonder to wonder our journey was frequently interrupted by a bizarre, sometimes hostile and often ravenous menagerie of creatures beyond imagination. It was chilling and I considered myself lucky to be under the protection of the mighty Lord of the Concrete Jungle.