I rarely read Fleshbot--because it's just too naughty for me. But in my search 
for an appropriate President's Day gift for myself (I buy myself presents on holidays like President's Day, Flag Day and Arbor Day) I came upon an item that plays to three of my favorite things. No, not raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, and certainly not girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.
Among my favorite things: the color orange (most of my underwear is orange, my bedroom is painted orange, etc.), aliens (the Tom Cruise kind), and dildos. So you can imagine my joy and wonder when I discovered Aliendildos.com. Does it get any better than this? I don't think so.
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