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[Ed Deluzain]

On Tuesday, October 30th, everybody in America is eligible for a free taco at Taco Bell. Everybody in America? Yes! All 300 million of us. Why? Because there was a stolen base in the second game of the World Series. I've been watching the game, and I saw the stolen base, but I can't remember who stole it.

I hate Taco Bell. There is no place else in the world where a sophomore in high school would be the manager of the store. And, yes, you get sophomore-in-high-school service. And they probably pay their sophomore managers minimum wage. And you get minimum service. At a maximum.

I hope everybody in America goes to Taco Bell next Tuesday, between 2 and 5 (Eastern Time, presumably, although they didn't give a time zone) for a free taco. And I hope we shut them down.

Ironically, I love tacos.