If you've spent more than a few days reading this blog, you very well know that two of my favorite things in life are rainbows and kittens male asses and honesty; and you also know that hypcrisy drives me insane. In fact, if I catch myself having a moment of hypcrisy, the first thing I do is have a hot guy spank my ass. Symetry in motion.
So you can imagine my gluteus maximus joy when I discovered that the Germans have an annual beauty pageant that focuses exclusively on the buttocks. Male and female--but I never mind a little sumpin sumpin for my lesbian friends.
Generally speaking I have real issues with beauty pageants in that they are obviously celebrations of lust and sexuality but are usually billed as tributes to womanhood and gay rights. Miss America promotes itself as the representation of all that is best in the American woman; which would be true if the American woman was nothing more than tits and ass. The Mr. Gay International competition boasts that it is tearing down gay stereotypes by parading nearly naked gym bunnies up and down a runway, some of whom are not escorts and porn stars.
On the other hand, Germans are not known for hypocrisy and are rather famous for their bluntness (like when the German leader, Angela Merkel openly expressed her disgust for George W. Bush when he attempted to give her a hug.)
So, it comes as no surprise that a major German beauty pageant would dispense with resumes and talent contests and rather shine the spotlight on ample, bubble, muscle, appetizing butts.
The World's Best Butt competition was held just a few weeks ago in Munich. Contestant from around the world mooned judges in every way imaginable. The male winner was Romanian Andrei Andrei, 24 and the female winner was Kristina Dimitrova, 19, of Bulgaria. Apparently, The Balkans are the butt capitol of the world.
The winning butts each clenched $14,500 in cash, a modeling contract and an insurance policy for their prize-winning posterior.
A panel composed of German models and entertainers took a long, hard look at and judged the derrieres of 46 contestants from 26 countries.
Speaking in front of a bevy of photographers gathered to record the contest for posterity, Romania's victorious ass master, Andrei said he believed his victory was a credit to his wild look, a mix between "Rambo and rocker." And in all fairness to Andrei, he may have the title of Most Beautiful Butt in the World, but his other body parts surely deserve equal recognition, admiration and attention.
Frankly, I can't imagine a competition that Andrei would not win.
The competition, held in Munich's Reithalle, was titled "Show me Your Sloggi," after the German underwear company and contest sponsor.
"Symmetry in motion."
LOL. I may quote you on this.
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Posted by: Andrew | Monday, 26 November 2007 at 08:59 PM
Andrei Andrei is wonderful. Thanks for the post.
Posted by: Jessica | Thursday, 29 November 2007 at 12:18 AM